Scurtle

Aggressively crawling, hastily crawling.

"That spider scurtled over there!"

by Wongtong69 January 30, 2022

Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

by Busterpants May 31, 2019

shurtle

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

by poopie mcgee June 12, 2005

SQURTLE

A person so ugly they look like a squirrel and a turtle.

Girl look at that SQURTLE

by Nina#1 September 2, 2006

[slurple]

to slurp a girls vagina and lick it

i am going to slurple that girls vagina

by riccardo3 September 10, 2007

Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

sluttle

to be slutty in a subtle way

"See that girl over there?, she's a bit sluttle.

by UDTOM December 16, 2008