smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

smurfed

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !

by hulmie December 28, 2007

Smurfed

When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.

John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed

by dangerous catch w/o the crabs March 15, 2009

silver surfed that hoe

during sexual intercorse,When you are about to cum, pull out, jump back,and thrust forward with a sliding posture.

yo, i almost silver surfed that hoe last night.

by bodylicker2312 November 25, 2007

smurfed

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

by frankie smokes weed April 18, 2010

Smurfed

To loot a body before it even hits the ground.

"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."

by GsoRob August 1, 2009

smurfed

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster

by Jake_ass July 1, 2005