scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

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Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

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slunchbucket

1) A person who has drank excessive amounts of Champagne

"Allison and Stephanie are such slunchbuckets tonight after drinking 7 bottles of champagne"

by deathbylamp March 17, 2017

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sluc

1. Someone who has curly hair. Sluc is "curls" spelled backwards with a silent "r" when spoken.

2. An annoying and obnoxious person who tries to mack on your girl.

1. Fawk that guy, he's such a sluc.

2. You better not try and steal your friend's girl, you might reach sluc-status.

by Curly Sue January 4, 2005

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