slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"
by Pierre May 29, 2004
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Slump

To be so far ahead of ones rival, that they resort to any further success as being less effective. ie in a Slump!
Celtic 's winning streak of 12 games is the worst {Slump theyve been in for years
by Big John Maolruadh December 21, 2016
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A person who believes he is Jesus Christ at video games but most often he is referred to the anti-Christ
hey stop slumping our gear sets, we really need them!
how the fuck did you slump the mana already, it hasn't even been 15 minutes?
by cocksucker420blazeit January 19, 2019
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It's when you have a face piece and you just high as hell so high all you wanna do is stare at the wall or something
"Yo I was slumped as hell last night"
by hyb byrd catcher January 05, 2008
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Term commonly used amongest the highest level of fuckboys. A term primarily used by a person to indicate that they have the mental capacity of a new born and/or have no reason to live other than to fuck people over.
Person#1: "Hey, I heard that guys a stupid fuckboy"

Person #2 : "Yea, he's most certainly a SLUMPEDBOY"
by Mr.TruAf November 05, 2015
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For that money, I'll slump your aunty - Party Arty "Smack DvD: Party Arty v.s. Murda Mook"
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what brooke looks like when she's overtired and puts her hair in a bun and wears sweatpants and a hoody. The sight of a slump is usually followed by comments of 'ewww' (which are completely ignorant and utterly misplaced when made towards brookee).
Echo: "eeeeeeeewwwww I look like a slump today!!! my hair's in a bun and i'm wearing a hoody and sweats!"

Fool: "Ewww. look at that slump. she's gross."
SBB: "you're a fool. that is the only original ECHO and your comment was completely misplaced, totally ignorant, and in fact, utterly useless. go look in a mirror and I think you'll be surprised to find that the person wearing that disgusted expression on their face as they stare back at you is actually the very definition of a slump."
by LilBibby2342 January 19, 2007
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