The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.
by itszando December 9, 2021
Get the Slothing and Sleuthing mug.When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
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(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.
Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!
by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010
Get the sloshing mug.by belmurru May 26, 2003
Get the Shooshting mug.The act of pleasuring an individual through the insertion fingers or other objects inside the vagina.
by Rigbo84 August 31, 2018
Get the Gulley Slushing mug.The new "planking". When one acts like sloth, hanging on trees or other objects like a sloth would do.
by haha1995 July 23, 2011
Get the Slothing mug.When a girl or guy wraps their arms around the other persons neck and wraps their legs around the other's waist. Called Slothing because it resembles a sloth hugging a tree. Slothing can also be a game which is when the person being slothed/slothee is trying to fling the person slothing/slother off them.
by Ratchet_rat July 28, 2014
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