Shloomy

Fat person with a 4 inch dick. Loves to eat ice cream all day.

"Andrew is a fucking shloomy."

by shloomygod February 25, 2017

Slooty

Sex booty (A pirates sexy loot). It's stuff your one night stand leaves behind at your apartment or ship.

You're not farming the right mobs (mobs being sexual partners). My slooty is epic

by Dr.Slootinheim November 30, 2015

hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

sloom

In between tired and sleepy

"Im so sloomy"

"I think Im going to have a sloom"

by Liz the Ultimate Moogle Master May 10, 2008

sloopy

Sloppy, sticky, very wet butt-sex with a woman.

Megan loves sloopy sex.

by Derick Ross March 28, 2003

slooty

can be used to describe everything.....so pretty much u can get it in...mostly used to describe super easy/down/whorish/bitch/down for anal bitches

Yo....your girlfriend is super slooty.

Ya....I know

by BW4L June 24, 2011

slooby

oral sex, the word can also be used as an adjective for a lady who has performed oral sex on many men.

melissa is a complete slooby, that is third cock she has sloobied since monday and its only tuesday.

by sam ferguson October 23, 2007