Slender Sickness

When slender man chases his victims. they start to become insane, paranoid, and anti-social, it will get worst up until they get taken away by slender man and never seen again.....

Stuttering Craig: Whats wrong with Ben?
Chad: Slender Sickness.
Stuttering Craig: Dang I feel sorry for him.
Chad: Don't he wont suffer much long.
Stuttering Craig: Why?
Chad: The Slender Man Will get him

by proto man x July 21, 2012

Slender Man

The Slender Man was created on the Something Awful forums in a thread to create paranormal images. Since then, more and more pictures have come around of him, making him an internet phenomenon. A series of Youtube videos were and are being uploaded on Marble Hornet's channel, all of them a story about people who are being followed by the Slender Man. Slender Man is depicted as being unnaturally tall, with very long limbs or tentacles that he can adjust the length of. He has the need to kidnap children, and his limbs are said to hypnotize them, making them unable to stop themselves from walking into them. When they are captured, it is unknown what happens, although it is suggested Slender Man takes them to an alternate universe. Sometimes a piece of cloth is left behind when children are taken. Slender Man blends in with trees, and usually hides in plain sight. The more you know about him, the closer he gets.

"Look over at that group of trees"
"I bet Slender Man in hiding in there"

Guy #1: I keep seeing a really tall guy everywhere I go. He just stares at me.
Guy #2: It was nice knowing you.

by the37th February 1, 2010

Slender man's brother

The man that stands in the background of a porno and does not participate in the sex.

Kid 1: "I was watching a porno last night, and happened to notice this creepy guy just sitting in the background watching.."
Kid 2: "Oh yeah, we call those guys Slender man's Brother, I dont know what the deal is with those guys."

by mogwai666 December 27, 2011

Slender Roland

Slender mans best pal. He does all the dirty work for slender man. Slender Roland looks like a human, but acts like slender man.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: I saw someone that acted like a Slender Roland
Guy 1: What was he doing?
Guy 2: He was.....Doing slender mans work

by Potato_The_Potato March 1, 2013

Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.

Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

by Alastor Thraxton August 22, 2011

slender man

a tall,slim,face-less man that will stalk you wherever you go untill he gets his 20$

guy 1: hey one time i saw the slender man
guy 2: what did he say?
guy 1: he said he wants three fiddy
guy 2: thats not slender man thats the loch ness monster
guy 1: oh thank god
slender man: hi guys
guys 1&2: oh shit!!!

by totheark1 November 15, 2011

Slender Penis

When you're really scared of the slender man and you try and sooth your fear, you use this word, and you will feel more sane.

guy 1: "dude! It's the slender man!"
guy 2:" Holy shit! It's the slender penis!"

by jason mcmormick September 4, 2010