Dick slap

Slapping of the testicular region.
Aka what Matt does every night.

Rebecca -Hey Matt what did you do over the weekend?

Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.

by rebecca boggs bitchessss March 11, 2008

Dick Slap

Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.

I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!

by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009

detroit dick slap

The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.

Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly

detroit dick slap

by master cumfuck December 13, 2013

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

Dick slap

The act of someone pulling their penis and letting it slap against someone’s face.

Keep trying me, when I dick slap you don’t be surprised

by Bdt December 11, 2018

dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.

Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.

by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019

DICK SLAP

When you ejaculate and slap a girl with cum on your dick

AYO I JUST DICK SLAPPED YOUR MOM

by §atori.exe May 24, 2021