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knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
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Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.
Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.
by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009
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Sinking Cone's

The australian saying for when you pull your bong too hard and sink the burnt weed into your gato bong. Eshay's and bogans do this shit daily.
Oi yesterday I was Sinking Cone's
by JoeySalsa October 8, 2019
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Free Range Chicken Skinning

A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.
Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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slicking the peenie

My roommate walked in the door when I was slicking the peenie
by MegaDooche December 29, 2017
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Shower-sinking

When someone that has stayed at your home really wants to shower, but doesn't feel like making their way back home yet. So instead they decide to use a sink in your house just to wash their hair, so they can continue doing social things without having to look like a scumbag

Can also be preformed at your own home by yourself when you're either:
A. Straight up lazy
B. In a rush
Man.. I really want to shower but I'm too hungover to walk back to my house right now. Is it cool if I do some Shower-sinking in your kitchen?
by Jabuuu August 6, 2010
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The Sinking Ships

An English post-punk band, formed in 1979 and active from then until 1981. Their members were: Simon Brighton (guitarist)
Terry Welbourn (bassist)
Colin Hopkirk (vocalist)
Nick Green (drummer)
They are sometimes attributed to being the writers of The Most Mysterious Song on The Internet, due to two of their most famous songs (The Cinema Clock and Strangers) sounding similar, although this has been mostly debunked. Their songs are actually pretty good, I would recommend checking them out.
Person 1: Hey, what would you say is your favourite band?
Person 2: I'd have to say The Sinking Ships.

Person 1: Who?

Person 2: Criminally underrated group.
by Herr Shrek December 10, 2020
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