A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 03, 2010
The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.
by nipples May 09, 2007
a girl who is a total asshole (oozing) and thinks shes really fat but shes actually really skinny (skitch). maybe too skinny. she always likes attention. lots of guys like her, but lots of girls hate her.
by eatpienow September 10, 2011
The condition caused by daily wear and tear of joint, muscles strains caused by forceful movements to take screenshots with the program named Skitch for OS X.
by dismayed_in_seattle March 26, 2010
wearing heelys while in the roller skaking position while at the same time holding onto somebody as that person is moving. children can ussually pull this off easy.
we got bored so i was heely skitching my friend at school...it was fun until he slinged me into the lockers
by {[nick]} March 26, 2008
by kirstenmccarthy January 17, 2018
While you hang onto the side of a moving vehicle with a bike or skateboard and let it pull you, another person hangs onto you, and another hangs onto them. Kinda like an orgy on wheels.
by 909 Mafia November 13, 2017