skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

sleepterbate

Verb: Masturbating while sleeping

Ex: I thought my son was getting into my playboys but then I realized that I just sleepterbate.

by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014

Skeeter skeet

Hillbilly definition of wreckless driving

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

by imredneckdealwithit April 1, 2017

st. skeetersburg

St. Petersburg, Florida

As soon as I turn 18, I'm moving out of st. skeetersburg.

by ratsforrcandyy January 13, 2011

skeeterific

An adjective used to describe any noun found to be very pleasing to any of the senses. Derived from the word "s'keet," which indicates male ejaculation. As if to say something is good enough to make you "s'keet."

The new Nissan Sky is skeeterific.
This lemonade is totally skeeterific.
Dude, your mom is skeeterific.

by Colonel Bunny June 3, 2006

Damn it Skeeter

A phrase commonly used in order to dissolve any confrontation before a physical dispute can result

Man 1: I got a problem with you!
Man 2: I don't understand, I didn't do anything.
Bystander to man 1: Damn It Skeeter! He aint hurtin anyone!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

skeeter

skeeter- a line of cocaine usually smaller than normal

Man those are little skeeters, why didnt you cut out some rails?

by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009