Skip to main content

Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.
"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
by Anewell September 13, 2014
mugGet the Sheef mug.

skeechy

Come on brohan, lets go jock some skeechy.
by biffula July 31, 2007
mugGet the skeechy mug.
Related Words

Skeebo

Upstate New York Redneck. See also "Redneck".
Mouth breathing idiots from upstate New York who can typically be found in their natural back-wood habitat - A trailer park.
Typically a Skeebo's house will have wheels while his automobile typically doesn't.
mugGet the Skeebo mug.

skeedaddle

I don't like the look of those approaching stray dogs, we had better skeedaddle.
by TourGuy August 18, 2018
mugGet the skeedaddle mug.

Sbeef

Sbeef is short for saying 'it's beef.'
He asked me what it was and I said, "Sbeef."
by CLARNIA June 12, 2019
mugGet the Sbeef mug.

Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
mugGet the Wheat Sheef mug.

Skee Skirt

To take off quick in a car and chirp the tires on the pavement, or to leave somewhere quickly.
I was riding dirty minding my own business when the cops tryed to pull me over, so I hit the gas and Skee Skirted on them!
by Cutty925 February 4, 2010
mugGet the Skee Skirt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email