Sjert

To Ooze a mega tonne of liquid at a extremely fast rate.

"OMG BABY IM GONNA SJERT SO HARD ALL OVER YOUR FACE" - Stephen Hawking

by ShrexPest June 14, 2021

sjw

sjw is an acronym for 'social justice warrior'. it used to have a positive meaning, because social justice is a good thing, right? but, it seems to offend racist, sexist or homophobic people that they can't get away with hating other people for no reason whatsoever, so they took a classic example of a 'white feminist' (a person who does not include other oppressed groups in their 'feminism') and started calling them sjws, even though that's not the real meaning of the word. words that are frequently associated with the racist,homophobic, sexist definition of a sjw are triggered and such, even though they are as misinterpreted as sjw. in other words, this version of the term is created by people who have nothing else to do with their life than make a false image of the people who are trying to do something good.

someone: lmao i'm not homophobic but honestly gay people are disgusting lol
sjw: pls stop calling people disgusting because they lov-
someone: OH MY GOD STOP BEING SUCH A TRIGGERED DUMB SJW AND GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH1!1!1!

by goodoldfashionedlovergirl March 26, 2019

SJSP

Something that got woke and went broke!

"The Last Jedi got woke and went broke; it is an SJSP. Like all SJSPs, it failed hard and lost a lot of money."

by Kazza96 January 19, 2019

Sjur

Sjur is a sexy man

sjur is (sexy)

by PabloPenis November 27, 2019

Sjors

A sexy, handsome, sweet, caring, sensitive beast. A well dressed boss that pulls all the ladies.

How does he get so many girls? Oh, he's just a Sjors

by SP03 June 13, 2012

Sjoerd

Sjoerd is a name from the Netherlands for males which means guardian of the victory. The female variant is Sjoerdje which means the same thing.

Well, he really is a Sjoerd he came in first place at the marathon.

by Mandy Spalk August 29, 2018

SJW Dogpile

The same thing as a dogpile, the difference being that it occurs online and with a bunch of SJW's

Doug: Did you hear what happened to Timmy?
Joe: No, what happened?
Doug: He killed himself after an SJW Dogpile got on him for being a straight, white male.

by Whatakappa May 30, 2016