Simpleton

When you dog the boys a countless number of times for coochie.

The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.

by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020

Silet

A shirt with a gilet over the top.

Hey Gav, are you wearing a gilet over a shirt?

Yeah, it’s a Silet matey 💪🏽

by Gavin Raper October 11, 2022

Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

Siple

a person who generally confuses and flirts with your husband

STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU SIPLE!!

by Dark_Man_Whore May 11, 2009

The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art July 4, 2005

Simpleton

Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.

Why are these simpletons unable to understand non complex ideas such as me being better than them?

by Marc Christian September 26, 2008

silleto

some guy that everyone pays out and sometime even pays himself out

Ahhhh Silleto has faggoty hands

by Anonymous October 15, 2003