Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!
Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!
Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"
by Yank meplease December 2, 2009
Get the pussy on your sideburns mug.by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009
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someone who derives perverse pleaure from tricking into doing disgusting things, e.g. Taking pictures of their shriveled penis, viewing a Japanese woman with a kicked-in face in a tub of yellowish crap, etc. Also aggressively attacks people with huge personality flaws e.g. pedophilia, anorexia, stupidity, etc. also know as Sid, BurnZ, BurnZy, David, BeezleBurnZ
Ever since I let it slip that I enjoy eating old folks underwear, everyone has turned into a sideburnZ on me.
by JoJo the rabid monkey February 8, 2004
Get the sideburnZ mug.An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.
by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008
Get the Noddy Holder's sideburns mug.When a woman's moustache is so long and curved downwards that it reaches her cheeks. It gives the image of a set of sideburns.
by VinegarStrokes April 23, 2009
Get the Portuguese Sideburns mug.Monstrosities of nature that brain-challenged guys grow because they think that girls find them sexy. Men with these are often single.
"These sideburns are lady-magnets."
"...No. No they're not."
"...No. No they're not."
by WHSMB January 11, 2009
Get the sideburns mug.This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.
We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!
by Cagna Cazzo December 14, 2010
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