sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

sideways cheeseburger

A girls vagina. When the vagina is pinched between the thumb and index finger.

I had a sideways cheeseburger for lunch.

by youngwallstreet January 16, 2015

Gucci Sideways

Looking hot as shit while starting shit.

Elizabeth was looking good while yelling at Ben, she was gettin' Gucci Sideways.

by Cherrygirrl94 March 31, 2019

Well fuck me running sideways

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!

My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022

Sneaking out sideways

The ultimate solution to quickly exiting an awkward situation. Legend has it that if you walk out of the awkward situation sideways, no one will notice. Also, sneaking out sideways while doing the robot guarantees that no one will notice you.

Betsy and Paul started fighting about their relationship again, so Gina quickly exited by sneaking out sideways.

by Ideal August 28, 2005

Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008