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Shmaco

When you have only one piece of bread for a sandwich so you put the stuff inside of it and fold it in half, similar to the tortilla of a taco. Also known as the frugal mans sandwich. The H is loud, meaning it has nothing to do with either word, it is just necessary in it because i said so.
Bornemann: Man, theres only one piece of bread so im just gonna use one and fold it in half.
Meisel: Dude its like a sandwich taco.
Bornemann: IT'S A SHMACO!!
by Dannyboy411 February 16, 2009
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Shmacme

An astute watering hole in the concrete lands of Rochester, NY. Originally named "Acme" the local patrons have taken a liking to an alternative, more boisterous name signifying shmawesomeness.
Bro one: "Sup dawg, feel like hittin' up Shmacme tonight?" Bro two: "Yeah dude, I'm always down to drink till I stink at Shmacme."
by Scrotie McBuggerballs May 13, 2010
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shmack

A word used by a townie to threaten other people.
'eary'are, d'y'wa't a shmack, yo?
by lollers July 10, 2003
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im shmacked

meaning you’re lit or super drunk. Usually used by college kids when they’ve been drinking too much or at a party.
Bro how are you feelin at this party? “Im shmacked bro I can barely see you.”
by stopwtheclout May 9, 2018
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shmackacrackah

1. n. An insane person.
2. n. Somebody who is willing to do anything for a bit of fun or a cheap thrill.
3. n. A Caucasian on smack.
4. v. A term referring to the act of slapping a Caucasian.
5. n. A kind of dessert consisting of two graham crackers with whipped cream and chocolate layered between them.
1. "That shmackacrackah was ranting to himself all night!" Exclaimed Bobby.
2. That guy just jumped out of his hotel window for the thrill of it--what a shmackacrackah!
3. Those shmackacrackahs should get cleaned up--they're doing too much of that crap.
4. "Imma shmackacrackah!" She shouted, after she found out her Caucasian boyfriend was cheating on her.
5. Mmmmm. I love the whipped cream and chocolatey taste of a shmackacrackah!
by VISHNU! September 15, 2008
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Shyma

Shyma is the goddess of lust. She draws your attention with her luscious locks and temps you with a forever red on her lips.

When a girl looks at a handsome hunk she goes like" Oh I wish i could pull off a Shyma on that piece of sexy meat".

Shyma has often been referred to in greek mythology as the Man who hated himself and got a sex change (yup in those times medical technology was freakin advanced). The man was obsessed with boobs and got giant boobs with flashing lights.
One every Greek new year, the Greeks release Shyma balloons with giant tits for 3 consecutive days to celebrate her beauty.

The alternative meaning of Shyma is Divine Orgasm.
Oh My God I just had a Shyma!

Why can't I have a Shyma!!??
by CrypticaLystic August 23, 2011
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Shmackle

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.
Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(
by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010
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