shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016

Shwoke

The state of being shook and woke at the same time

Your soulmate: "I poisoned your drink with belach idiot"

You: "Fuck man I'm shwoke"

by TheBrazenBull August 3, 2017

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

Shronkers

The feminine part of a sword fighter. This can mean boobs, vagina, etc. This word can be used to address their parts without anger.

John: So you know about that new girl class

Mark: Yeah, she has some pretty big shronkers.

by Shrolkers November 2, 2019

Shtonked

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

Shwanksh

The act of starting a wank whilst you take a shit, then as one begins to climax stepping into the running shower to finish off. This ritual is completed by using your cum covered hand to wipe your arse, before slipping a cheeky finger (lubricated by the semen) into the rectal opening.
(A tradition originated from Loughborugh University)

Eyyy boys I'm off for a Shwanksh, pre's at half 9?

by SpooryG7 December 9, 2019

Shronk

When you need another shot of alcohol when you’re already drunk.

I think it’s time we have a shronk.

by Gordiesgal December 21, 2019