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Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.
Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!
by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009
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Swindle

An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.
(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!
by g-jew November 20, 2011
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semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.
by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008
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swindle

to hate on someone; the act of hating
Hater: Your outfit is type wack

Me: Don't swindle
or
Hater: You hella booty in ball

Me: Stop swindling
by TYPE_PHRESH April 12, 2008
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Swindlehurst

A town originally called Lindenhurst on Long Island but ever since David J. D’amore I I was born and raised there he has destroyed and swindled every great thing ever made there. He drug dealed his way through middle and put the HIGH in Highschool of which he couldn’t complete after repeating 12th grade a bunch of times. Quit and got his GED aka: Good Enough Diploma. Using none of that education but stealing from his own family and neighborhood. If you hang or date Dave you yourself will be swindled and end up in jail along side him being he is a 5 time plus felon. He is aware he put the “swindle” in Swindlehurst!
Be sure to lock your car doors when parking in “Swindlehurst” or when you return to it in the morning your change cup will be “swindled” aka: stolen along with anything else that can be pawned off. You should wear Kevlar when visiting in “Swindlehurst” it once was a nice sea-side town but is now a ghetto town that resembles “Drastic, Spastic, Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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Swindle

v. a family man . the first and the last thing on your mind.Alpha and Omegamotherfucker.
vv. the guy that drives women crazy and mindfucks boys .
vv. a song you can't get out of your head .
When Swindles on your mind, your mindfucked bitch.

if sneaking around at night stealing like a bitch .
by gristletoe August 18, 2017
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Swindlecaust

The investment scandle created by the shyster Bernie Madoff which disproportionately affected wealthy Jews.
Uncle Abe lost his life savings when Swindlecaust happened.
by Gavin Cato June 14, 2010
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