hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.

"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"

by Goldleader February 21, 2008

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 5, 2009

Semen Shuttle

Rocketed from the scrotum in speeds that break the sound barrier. It gets stuck in hair, ruins bed sheets, whitens teeth, causes lazy eye, and in some cases my force you to pay monthly child support checks.

Last night this girl was giving me a plumbkin so I decided to blast my semen shuttle right into her eye.

by poopieweinerhole March 27, 2010

German Space Shuttle

A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.

I got my girlfriend really high and gave her a German Space Shuttle!

by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009

Space Shuttle

what the hell is it with all these sexual references on this site, anyway?

Dammit.

by yo mama July 15, 2003

Struggle Shuttle

After a long night of partying you and your entire group of friends who were out partying with you the day/night before are tired and cannot function properly the following day.

My friends and I are all on the struggle shuttle today from a very long night of partying.

by ilanabanana January 13, 2015

creeper shuttle

A van with no windows or dark tinted windows. Previously known as a pedo van.

“Mommy! A creeper shuttle pulled up and a man asked me if I wanted to come in for candy!”

“Son, stay away from those creeper shuttles! They don’t really have candy!”

by Blackredonyx December 2, 2018