shpling

a deer humping carpet licking ass biter

your mom is a shpling lover

by jon nourse March 18, 2005

shalingy

Alias for a penis. Commonly known as hangdown, shlong, or pecker.

Oh my, his shalingy was huge!

by kv all-star January 4, 2014

shlingdong

sexual interaction without putting "it" in.

"man Brad sure did shlingdong me hard last night."

by TFKnuts September 1, 2015

Shlingabong

Another Word For A Boss

U Are A Shlingabong

by MAKING_A_COOL_WORD May 3, 2017

Shling

When you have a tired body by nature.
A lot of tall basketball players are shling because there shouldres are hanging and they look tired.
A perfect shling body is tall, skinny and a tired looking face. Maybe a haircut that is not on point.

*Shling guy walking by*
Friend 1: 'Tht guy looks tired man, and damn he's tall.'
Friend 2: 'Shliiiiiiinnngggggg'

by EminCyyyy December 12, 2017

Shilingolingolonga

When someone steps on your foot and the rest of your day stinks with bad luck

Oh Shilingolingolonga could you not step on my foot anymore the rest of my day has been crap

by anonymous June 1, 2018

Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018