Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.

Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!

by built350tough September 7, 2011

shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.

Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

Sexual Shittercourse

When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.

You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!

Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!

Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?

Why the fuck do you get off to that?

The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.

by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021

shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.

I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.

by Kanino July 19, 2007

Power Shitter

Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!

Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.

Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.

by Power SHIT April 11, 2010

Shindig Shitter

One who shats on shindigs that go down in the hood.
...An alternative for the phrase party pooper. Because it sounds so much better than the nasty phrase party pooper.

Karen is such a shindig shitter, she always comes and shats on our shindigs.

by g--$ October 3, 2009

up the shitter

anal sex... need i say more

hey I heard you took it up the shitter one time with your best mate

by k+s May 9, 2007