High Noon Showdown

A type of race in which two drivers are on opposite ends of the street. The "high noon showdown" takes place when there are cars parked on both sides of the street, and the "winner" is the one who gets through first. Many people tend to take the "run and gun" technique to win at these intense competitions. This is where they use the brutal strength of their engine to scare the competition to backing down. Other typical types of racing are the "Bright and Flight" style where the one racer tries to blind the other driver with his/her brights and burn rubber through the playing field.

To win at this intense game, you need a decent "steed" (as the duelists call it) to break down the competition. The favorite steed of the duelest usually consist of a soccer mom mini van with a supped up engine, or a monster truck, for the maximum scare possible.

The reward for these deadly duels, pride, pure, uncontrolled, unadulterated pride. The "True" Duelist will keep a tally on his/her dashboard to show to future passengers how he/she is truly the High Noon Showdown Champion.

"DAAAAAAMMN dude, yesterday I totally pulled out a shake and bake on this old grandma weilding a old trailblazer during a High Noon Showdown, she didn't know what hit her after I blinded her with my Highs."

"Do you see that on the dashboard? I got my 10th "K-O" today. I employed the "Slip n' slide" move to totally fake out that soccer mom"

by El Chongo December 9, 2008

Showbo

A showbo or showboner is a 10 - 15% erection. A perfect percentage to show your penis while pretending it's 0%. Other people will believe you are hung not knowing the increased blood percentage made it (temporarily) bigger.

Oh dude that girl just gave me a showbo! Quick pull down my pants!

by mikdick June 11, 2010

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

Urban Dictionary Showdown

If challenged to an urban dictionary showdown, you must both immediately hit the random button at the same time, regardless of situation, lack of required limbs or mid-masturbation, and see who gets the funniest results.

Ben, I challenge you to an Urban Dictionary Showdown!

But I've got a King Kong boner and it won't go away

Get the fuck in here!

by Ben Ajayi-Obe March 1, 2012

showbolting

At 2008 Beijing Olympics,the showboating of Usain Bolt, 100m and 200m gold medal winner became so extreme that a phrase had to be coined in his honour.
Thus the term, show-'bolt'-ting.

Viewer 1: 'Man, I'm getting tired of his showbolting'
Viewer 2: 'Same'

by kingkwame October 14, 2008

Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.

I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.

by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011

pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.

**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me

by just trying to educate america June 18, 2012