shittily

The adverb to describe an action performed like shit.

This cup holder is shittily made. It doesn't hold my drink.

That person is parked in three spots. They parked shittily.

by Dani Skol April 13, 2006

shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by Mike March 9, 2005

Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017

shooting the shit

To converse lightly, with no specific topic or objective in mind.

See also: shooting the breeze

So, Bill and I were shooting the breeze and suddenly we came up with an idea for a new website.

by handle187 October 31, 2003

Shootin Sillys

1.) Ejaculating. 2.) Ejaculating semen in someone's particular direction.

Jenn: Damn yo, u got all that jizz on ur tits

Starr: ya my boyfriend was fuckin shootin sillys, again

Jenn: Dat mother fuckaa!!

by DonkeyDildos March 28, 2013

Shitting Beauty

A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.

*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"

by The Original Shitting Beauty August 15, 2013

Scottish Stovepipe

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.

Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!

by randledw September 19, 2013