Shortstacking

The act of one party laying flat upon another, usually face down with limbs extended.

Nah man, I didn’t get any play last night we just ended up shortstacking for a couple hours.

by Joeyrigatone August 10, 2022

emergency shitstop

It's like an emergency shit, but it happens while your shopping. You'll usually have a cart full of items and the bathrooms are "conveniently" located on the other side of the registers so you have to leave your cart out in the open, hoping no employees take your cart and put your items back.

"I had to take an emergency shitstop at Menards. Parked my cart, "dropped the kids off at the pool", came back and my caRT WAS GONE!!!"

by Northern Hammer July 1, 2023

Showstopper

Showstopper(verb): The process by which an entire fist enters the vagina for pleasure. May also be used for anal pleasure. In order of least resistance to higher resistance, teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, Showstopper.

My buddy skipped over the shocker and went straight for the kill, the Showstopper!

by Capt. L.J. Silver November 18, 2011

Showstoppers

Two girls who were invited on stage by Ronald McDonald, while he was performing in front of 200+ people, to take a picture with him.

Criteria:
1)Must be introduced to the audience.
2)The audience must always give a standing ovation for one to be a showstopper.
3)Must be an audience of 200+.
4)Must be invited on stage.

Wow, I'm so glad I finally met the Showstoppers!

Showstoppers sure knocked Italy off its boot!

by Cady S August 2, 2006

Showstopper

The act of a person masturbating intensely and right as they are about to achieve a delicious orgasm they punch oneself right in the cock or pussy preventing oneself from jizzing.

About five minutes ago I was jacking off and right before I was about to blow my load I punched my dick so hard it was the best Showstopper yet!

by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011

shitstopper

A shitstopper is when you thrust your knee with power to hit someone's arsehole. Therefore this is said to stop your shit.

Tom gave Alex a shitstopper to stop his shit.

by tony lai August 3, 2007

showstopper

Anything said or done to put an end to something like an arguement or match.

So we were talking about whether the Catholic sin of presumption really existed, when one of our group read 1 John 5:13 which says "...these things I write unto ye, that ye may KNOW ye may have eternal life..."(KJV) That was a showstopper.

by Betterwatchit July 10, 2006