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Strawberry Shortcake

When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!
Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!
by efgjkejfgkjsbfv September 28, 2008
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Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga
by I have no gender November 8, 2017
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Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
youre fucking stupid, midna isnt a shortstack
by Cjcoen February 17, 2022
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Shortdick

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.
"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!
by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011
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Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.
by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010
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strawberry shortcake version 2

occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.
"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"
by b.ximenez January 19, 2008
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Shorthawk

A really cool short dude with a mohawk or mohawk like hairdo done with curly hair.
Hey, Shorthawk, what's up?
by Devious X May 4, 2011
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