National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009

Shorted

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

by Ponderer June 10, 2009

shortel

Worst fucking phone system out there. Piece of shit.

Wanna make a call well if it's Shortel to fuckin bad!

by Ip Phone god January 15, 2014

shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

shortext

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.

Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.

by JZrkman June 15, 2021