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starwberry shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.
I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.
by marissa bauer April 2, 2005
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starwberry shortcake

Just before reaching orgasm during oral sex, pull yourself out of her mouth, punch her in the nose, and jizz on her bloody face.
I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.
by K Cup March 4, 2003
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Strawberry Shortcake

When a girl masturbates while she has her period and her cum is mixed with blood... Gross!
Damn, I heard she gave herself a strawberry shortcake last night!
by efgjkejfgkjsbfv September 28, 2008
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shareback

a phrase coined from cashback where the reward offered for shopping online is earning equity in return.
I've just earned Shareback for making my online purchase.
by zestymemeking June 19, 2023
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Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga
by I have no gender November 8, 2017
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Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
youre fucking stupid, midna isnt a shortstack
by Cjcoen February 17, 2022
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Shortdick

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.
"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!
by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011
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