Shommit

To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.

"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"

by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

Shomitting

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008

Shomits

The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.

He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.

by Mackinaw June 10, 2013

Shoplift-at-Tipsy

When someone tries to steal drinks from a party, gets caught and is beat the shit out of.

Joe: Yeah, Darren tried to steal some Jaeger from the party last night.

Dianne: What happened to him?

Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 9, 2010

Shomit

1. When you shit and vomit at the same time.
2. What happens when 3 boys sit in high school art class and are bored

1. He had cholera he was shomiting
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.

by Nickgrosby. November 8, 2019

Shoplift

To steal another persons idea and/or word.

Hey dude, this sticker is steezy

*dome slap*, you shoplifted my word, you pirate

by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust

That song was so bad i shomited

by sir psycho January 11, 2005