Shoplift-at-Tipsy

When someone tries to steal drinks from a party, gets caught and is beat the shit out of.

Joe: Yeah, Darren tried to steal some Jaeger from the party last night.

Dianne: What happened to him?

Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 9, 2010

Formula 401

American for Sperm. A quote made be Stephen T. Colbert on May 11, 2010 at around 11:45 p.m. This was made on the account that Australians are trying to import American sperm because they are running out due to newly enacted laws.

Stephen T. Colbert's Formula 401: American for Sperm.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 11, 2010

Engelbert Humperdinck

Another world for anal sex. Can be shortened to: 'Bert, Engelbert, or Humperdinckage, for a more expansive complexity of the word.

ex. 1. Joe came over yesterday, and we Engelbert Humperdincked all night.

ex. 2. Yeah, I 'Berted her like a champ.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 9, 2010