American for Sperm. A quote made be Stephen T. Colbert on May 11, 2010 at around 11:45 p.m. This was made on the account that Australians are trying to import American sperm because they are running out due to newly enacted laws.
by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 12, 2010
Joe: Yeah, Darren tried to steal some Jaeger from the party last night.
Dianne: What happened to him?
Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.
Dianne: What happened to him?
Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.
by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 09, 2010
Another world for anal sex. Can be shortened to: 'Bert, Engelbert, or Humperdinckage, for a more expansive complexity of the word.
ex. 1. Joe came over yesterday, and we Engelbert Humperdincked all night.
ex. 2. Yeah, I 'Berted her like a champ.
ex. 2. Yeah, I 'Berted her like a champ.
by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 09, 2010