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retard shoes

Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.
1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
by Slang Monitor December 13, 2008
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Shorespawn

A spawn in an fps game that puts the player significantly out of action.

The origins for this term date back to the Halo2 map Relic (available as part of the "Maptacular Pack" downloadable content). If a member of the defending team died during a flag game while the offensive team was in their base the defender could get spawned on the beach. This spawn placed them so far away they could not adequately defend the flag capture.
Man I just got shorespawned. I can't make it back to the flag in time. This game sucks.
by datig October 19, 2012
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B&E Shoes

Shoes that the common black male would wear such as AIR Jordans and Air Force Ones, termed B&E shoes by Law Enforcement for the fact that many of the scenes of a burgulary will have a AIR Jordan or Air Force One foot prints in the dirt
Detective: The Evidence Technician just told me he photographed a couple of B&E shoes prints in the dirt by the window. Cop: im not at all surprised at all.
by FlintEastWood December 28, 2011
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Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!

Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"

Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
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Sand in his/her shoes

someone who seems a little down on their luck, slightly depressed and lacking confidence
Poor Steve! Ever since he lost his job, he's walked around like he has sand in his/her shoes.

Definition: someone who seems a little down on their luck, slightly depressed and lacking confidence.
by sfw518 May 22, 2015
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shoes raggedy

by anonymous November 18, 2020
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car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!
by vanillasparkle November 4, 2018
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