shmoobs

Seriously Huge Manboobs!

Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!

by koworot April 28, 2013

schmoozola

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).

"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."

by DMT 32 December 2, 2009

shmoof

something too cute to handle

ADORABLE

what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy

by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010

shmooboo

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend

Oh, hi shmooboo

by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018

schmoove

To move in such a way that is extremely smooth and impressive

OUUUUUU, did you see that? Look at him schmoove, bro!

by ComputerUnit April 5, 2021

shmoompa

A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.

chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.

by bendaroo February 22, 2009

Shmoog

To describe anything that is zamning.

Describing someone as a friend. Term of endearment.

Damn Turro, that Jacket is shmoog as hell.

Jos, what's going on my shmoog.

by prodbyjos December 14, 2022