monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

feitans.ten.inch_shlong

tiktok mutual bestie 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 with piss kink😩‼️🥺🔪

anime_girl.emily_weeb: whenever i see you... and you act like a BAKA 😟😎😍🥰🥺

jess_cute.baka_anime.otaku: oh you’re talking about feitans.ten.inch_shlong right?

by destiny lol March 4, 2021

Shaoni

An alluring, intelligent and sexy female who is coveted by everyone; be it male or female.

Damn, I think I am turning into a lesbian, she's a such a Shaoni, man.

by cockarackoo May 27, 2016

shamonique

A really pretty woman who has everything together. Hard worker, Caring, Loveable. Marriage material.

Shamonique is always busy working.

by Boosiewifey2.0 December 20, 2016

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

donkey kong dong shlong

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

Samone

A pretty name. It is meant for a pretty girl who is pimpin

She is a pimp.Her middle name is samone

by babyangel March 19, 2005