Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

Shmed

A fat midget with a deep voice.

Dude that shmed looks like an "Umpa lumpa" but has a deep voice!

My uncle is a shmed! Hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!

by xPapaxSmurfx1995x February 17, 2010

shmed

A Ciggarette, US.
A Fag, British.

"Hey, give me one of them shmeds"
"Do you have any shmeds?"

by drec September 23, 2005

Shmoe

A guy who thoroughly enjoys getting his ass kicked by women. He sometimes will actually pay women to beat him and stomp on his balls and such.

"Look at that chick beating the shit out of that dude!"
"He paid her a Franklin to stomp his candy ass - he's a genuine shmoe."

by Stripah Vulcha October 25, 2012

Shmoebag

1. One who acts like a douche bag with the combination of having a cleft ass hole with some shmoe leeking from the dick inside of it.

2. Mr.Reynolds

Kevin: You know Mr.Reynolds?

Greg: You mean the shmoebag?

Kevin: Yes the shmoebag.

by Greg Brunner June 17, 2006

shmoked

When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh

*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!

by Ooh yuh say dat June 25, 2017

shmed

nick shrmens nickname

shmed is gay so go and say hii

by pooo February 4, 2005