sheisty

A lying, cheating, scamming, two-faced, son of a bitch who smiles in your face while completely gypping you out of your money.

A mechanic who sells you a car for $5,000 that breaks down in less than a week of buying it and refuses to take it back and refund the money then jacks you around for 3.5 months about fixing the damn thing, doesn't; he manages to get it running but his sheisty ass lied about it being the battery - when it is really the engine - so now you can only sell it to Carmax for $1,200. That is a sheisty motherfucker.

by fuckedbymechanicwithoutlube July 3, 2009

Hey Shisters

Flashback Mary’s favorite term used to describe the makeup community. The H is for comedic affect.

Girl 1- Do you watch James Charles?
Girl 2- Yes I love it when he says Hey Shisters

Girl 1-Shisters? You mean sisters?
Girl 2- I guess you’re not a Shister.

by Flexsealphilswift July 22, 2018

sheist/ sheisty

a shady individual that is quick to reach a means needed via trickery and dishonesty. A con-man.

There is a government regime that is infested by rich sheist/ sheisty individuals.

by manny gonzalez July 16, 2008

shisty

Underhanded, coniving asshole

That dude shisted me out of line

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

shisty

Also spelled "schisty" means to be shady or cheap.

Hitting on your friends man is schisty.

by Andrea May 13, 2005

shmasty

To be extremely drunk...Wasted beyond all recognition.In order to be genuinely shmasty one must feel like shit the next morning.

I was so shmasty last night. We need to get shmasty later

by Tony Rivera April 5, 2008

shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010