Schmingo

Perfection

The Jewish Grandmother would accept nothing less than Schmingo.

by Dingyding February 2, 2010

Shming

Another word for penis, usually used in the north parts of chicago

Eric, you suck shming.

Mason is a shming lover.

Mr.Koff hates that we use the word shming.

by ShmingGod November 28, 2017

Shmingled

Ever get so wasted that words can't describe your state of mind? That's being shmingled.

friend - man timmy, you look wasted dude!
timmy - dude, I'm !@#$in' shmingled...

by mr.dudeson February 5, 2009

shmingehorn

a furious dishevelled homeless looking person, with wild unkempt hair and also someone who is partial to vast quantities of beak

look at that guy there he,s a right shmingehorn, look at the beak on that shmingehorn

by stottsy mcthrobon December 27, 2007

shmango

A girl's 'hoo-hoo', closely resembling a folded hairy mango seed.

gee, i'd love get my hands on a shmango right now!

by Paul the fat man September 6, 2007

Shingo

Inane potty humour

Judge get out of here with your Shingo!

by OMKOM March 22, 2003

shmingle

Shingles-struck Averill Park girls. Usually having delightfully small boobs with high kinetic energy.

"That Samantha girl is such a shmingle!"

by Kinkerbell & Klan October 14, 2006