Shmeat

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shmeat

Shmeat is use to discribe some one with a small dick

Hey did you see his shmeat

by Momobaddie2295 April 4, 2019

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

shmeat

Shmeat- when a penis is no longer than 3 1/2 inches and no more than a 3 inch girth it is also has other names such as : a samuel, an avion,sh-meewee,sh-meatball etc; basically its a small penis

I have a serious case of shmeat.

by itsmeboii June 16, 2017

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017

Shmeat

A Small Black Cock

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

by Gay_daddy May 31, 2018

shmeat

the skin flap that hangs over your asshole

1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot

by bib bibba bibba December 4, 2018