Shmeat

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

by popidave December 8, 2018

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019

Shmeat

A guys ummmmm…

She looked at his shmeat

by Hhhvytvytv December 5, 2023

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 26, 2022

Shmeat

A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen

Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright

by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022

Super Shmeat

An extremely big shmeat, still extremely small though.

Michael Morgan has a super shmeat.

by mrffototy February 18, 2021