Sheanna

A bad bitch and she can take any nigga any time

Damn did you see Sheanna last night!

by Thot chronicles June 7, 2017

Shmeat

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

by Rheptar. June 6, 2009

Shmeared

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015

shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

ShmeatMir

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.

Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!

by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022

nang shmang day

nang shmang day is an offical holiday in which citizens of New Zealand participate in “vaping” and inhaling “carbon dioxide” through the use of cream chargers and balloons. This day represents national kiwi culture within New Zealand. Nang shmang day is usually parttaken within youth. The 7th of of december “Nang Shmang day” was founded by Honey Hailstone , Ella Robson, and Paris Schlooz as a way to cope with delayed crate day.

Hey mate you got plans for nang shmang day ?
what’s nang shmang day ?

oh wouldn’t you like to know xx

by nangshmang December 6, 2021

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017