shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.

Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?

by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

fishing shallow

a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.

Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.

Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.

by cybersavage December 9, 2013

shallow

a person who likes someone just because of their looks.

"Yanira Saenzpardo is so shallow she didnt go out wit that guy because he dropped his milk"

by Jael January 17, 2006

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

Shallow Cooch

a vagina that does not go very deep; a vagina of a woman that signed the covenant

"Dang, that girl's so hot, she's got such a shallow cooch."

by Walter Bones June 27, 2005

shallowhead

A person who is shallow

Person: so now you started listening to justin bieber? What a poser.

Person 2: Don't be a shallowhead.

by xnrtsh January 14, 2014

Shallow-Mind

A shallow mind is someone who doesn't seek world-ending thoughts. Ideas of a category that would change every previous thought including the category itself as well as the previous ideas within the category.

That Shallow-Mind doesn't believe in game changers. There's layers upon layers of complexity each mind must come to on it's own. What's the point explaining it to a 2 year old if it's a 40 year old with the problem?

That person doesn't believe in world-ending thoughts, they don't realize the words I write might be like scripture to the right eyes. Ahh, but who's to believe in God? Well, each is to choose what is to god as unto themselves, thus, to the writer, he chose you as an audience.

That shallow-mind has never thought about how logic were his god and language his toolbox, and letting someone have their own version of what what you say means means what I say means many things to many people. And that's a blessing and a curse, but mostly someone else's problem.

by WorldEndingThoughts August 21, 2018