Shaving Cream

When a man cums in a woman's hand and then smacks her in the face with the same hand.

"Dude, I shaving creamed that chick last night right before I straight razored her. It was awesome!"

by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

Aspen shavings

Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.

To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.

by Vet Man December 10, 2006

yak shaving

The process of removing hair from a yak using a traditional shaving method, typically involving a razor blade, or another sharp tool, to scrape away hairs from the skin's surface.

Teacher:
"Where is Robby today?"
Student:
"Robby is busy yak shaving."
Teacher:
"Interesting. I had forgotten that yak farmers had to worry about that this time of year."
Robby's girlfriend:
"Yeah, he really needed to shave his yaks."

by sad_boi_roberto September 16, 2020

Sheating

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010

Shaving the cat's back

When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.

Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.

by Salmgina February 16, 2010

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

shavings

weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate.

"Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!"

by kN3AShA April 13, 2007