d'shiznit

good, great, excellent=d'shiznit

poppeyes chicken is d'shiznit

by jay-z-zizzle November 28, 2004

Shittunity

The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.

Man, I missed my shittunity this morning and I've been stopped up ever since.

by VKM January 16, 2008

shiznit

Euphemism for "shit". Often used when in the middle of "shit" when you remember you shouldn't cuss in front of children.

"Oh shi...znit i forgot i was supposed to pay the phone bill!"

"Mommy, what does shiznit mean?"

by ocdbludsuker January 25, 2010

shiznitabomb

A word used to describe something that is both the shiznit and the bomb... AT THE SAME TIME.

Damn, these fries are the shiznitabomb!

Dude, that movie was the shiznitabomb!

Yo, them shoes are the shiznitabomb!

by robo042 May 1, 2010

Shiznoty

a term used in place of the word "shit" by wannabe trend-setters

Holy Shiznoty! That band was hella crunk

by eyehave2I's April 24, 2005

shiznitizals

Another word for saying shot with an i instead of the o(didn't want to swear hehe)

Oh shiznitizals!

by yeetiyeeter123 November 16, 2020

bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008