shiznite

1 of Master Shake's favourite words.

MASTER SHAKE OF THE ATHF

That was the SHIZNITE!

i.e. shizzy excet not.

by $abotage September 20, 2003

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

shitnet

A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."

Hey, did you get my email last night?

No, man. I couldn't get on.. I've got Shitnet.

by SteveCooper September 30, 2008

Shiznit

A unit of shiz

S: Yo, how much useless shiz you got lying around here?
V: About 10 shiznits
S: Cool

by Mr.Shiznit December 18, 2012

Shitmittens

Someone so totally incompetent they manage to ruin everything they touch, as if someone was wearing mittens made out of shit. As useful replacement for the term asshat

We could get this project done a lot faster if shitmittens over here would stop accidentally deleting the files.

by DrBruz October 17, 2014

Shitnipples

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).

Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”

by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018