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shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.
so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!
by never mind February 2, 2005
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Shitlucked

Having bad luck; no hope for someone.
This project is shitlucked.
by obladee December 9, 2010
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Shit locked down

by Ryan3000 January 26, 2018
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Shillocker

A person who finds him/herself only interested in homosexual members of the opposite gender.
That girl has tried to hook up with 3 gay guys in the past year, she is such a shillocker.
by fleetfoxxy June 11, 2010
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Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.
Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!
by Ugotburned July 17, 2015
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Shitlocks

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.
by snife83 October 19, 2015
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shitlock

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock
by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016
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