shitload

A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.

Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"

by The can man. December 2, 2011

shitheads

Shitheads are brown haired or dark haired caucasians who have shit for hair
theyd be better off dying there hair blonde red orange blue green or even purple
they think their good even though they dont notice their hair is the same colour as their excrement

"The world is full of shitheads"
"thats alot of shit"

by scotty mcdougal September 17, 2006

metric shitload

Also equivalent to an imperial butt ton.

Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.

by eltjim November 12, 2004

Shitload

The Shitload first became common usage during World War II. Farmers, who's sheds were previously full of shit were called upon to empty their shit-filled barns in order to allow for the making of weapons.

A Shitload refers to between 1 and 4 tons of equine or bovine excrement (that's horse and cowshit to you and me). More specifically Shitload describe the overfullness of the trailers used by farmers.

I've got a shitload of hay in my barn.

by Graham Nigel Goddard-Hill August 18, 2005

metric shitload

An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).

"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.

by michaelo August 12, 2003

Shitlord

A term used to define ignorant players with negative intentions for their team, often referred to as trolls.

“Well I saw him on cams standin’ over the dead body but he is a bit of a shitlord…” - Daithi De Nogla calling Yumi a shitlord

by KJDekka August 21, 2021

shitlord

A medallion constructed from Perling beads (known as "shit") arranged on a plastic pegboard (known as a "lord") and fused together with an iron (known as a "wizard wand"). Shitlords are believed by many practitioners of the dark arts to have many magickal properties, and are known to be very helpful to young sorcerers looking to enrich their mana pools. Often used to channel mystical energy from divine figures from beyond and useful in seances wherein a magician attempts inquiry with the Gridwizard.

He Who Dragged His Helmet, the sinister black knight and fabled lord of the lake of shitcockmonkeys, wore around his neck an enchanted chain adorned with an enchanted shitlord, which was bestowed upon him by Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.

by turdsorcerer December 19, 2008