shithouse phantom

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!

Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.

by Mighty B October 27, 2006

Shithouse Trick

A dirty, despicable, low-down, cunning and deceitful stunt to pull on someone or something

What a shithouse trick the Japs pulled on the 7th December when bombing Pearl Harbour!

by badzilla May 11, 2011

Built like a Brick Shithouse

Originally "built like a brick outhouse" this term meant any project that was appealingly overdone or a level of quality that was better than was necessary.

Wow, your girlfriend really IS built like a brick shithouse.

by flamingsword September 3, 2004

Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnycunt October 24, 2008

epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 8, 2020

shithole

(n.) A really, really crappy place to live. No pun intended. Well, maybe sorta.

"I hate living in this shithole!" "Oh, you're from the United States of America too?"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

black shithole

Anywhere were there is a preponderance of negroes

e.g. Memphis has become a ''black shithole'' like Detroit, Atlanta, Chicago, Haiti, Flint, Sub Saharan Africa etc.

by SHITFACENIGGERCANNIBAL February 23, 2014