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shitgut

The excess fat deposits in a man or woman's stomach; a gut. Negative connotation; often used insultingly.
Check out Jason Alexander's shitgut. It's terrible.
by ShitgutSal March 5, 2004
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shitcunt

<female> is a shitcunt.
by Frederick Joseph David Stemp January 2, 2012
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shitcumstance

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009
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Shitcunt

Normally used when a friend lets you down, or acts particularty "cunty"

Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!

Also used when bitches whore it up every weekend.
When bitches whore up every weekend

"Did you hear what becky did in the weekend she was such a shitcunt giving barry a blow in the garage, and screwing peter in the mad cow toilets"

"Why didn't you lock the door at 25 Wilfred st last night?? We got robbed. Brett, you're such a shitcunt!"
by yeh1234123123 September 19, 2009
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Shitcuddles

When you send a bear hug on SKYPE, just because it looks like a piece of shit with arms.
Go on skype, and check out the world of shitcuddles, you'll be amazed.
by Shithugger May 2, 2010
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shipcute

Adjective used by cruise ship employees referring to people below their normal "land standards" but due to limited selection selection on the ship, will do while aboard.
The guy across the crew bar is shipcute.
by jrc1979 April 24, 2009
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Shitcunt

When a man is making love to a women via anal, the woman shits on his dick. The man proceeds to have vaginal sex with the woman. She is now a shitcunt.
Wow Tim. You’re a shitcunt.
by CuntBasher April 20, 2018
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