a funny and inventive alternative to 'shit'. more of a cuss word you'd yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd
by franc September 22, 2005
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fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami
We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.
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We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.
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We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.
by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009
Get the shiticane mug.When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.
Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!
by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009
Get the Shitconda mug.Someone who's never, ever, heard of a courtesy flush and chooses to leave a steamer just sitting in the bowl for the duration. Once they're done and gone their shitcasso is composed of different streaks and smears down the bowl for the next user to "observe and enjoy."
by Incinerator317 May 5, 2014
Get the Shitcasso mug.this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
Get the shitpants excited mug.Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.
Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.
Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.
Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"
by Europe. January 28, 2015
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