shitsticks

(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter

other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)

note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"

1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.

2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.

by Lfrey May 5, 2006

slitastic

A girl with a really really hot sexy vagina.

Man, that girl is slitastic.

by Phillip S. Barker October 27, 2009

Shittasticular

A combination of holy shit, fantastic, and testicular. When something is so awesomely fantastic you just have to scream holy shit and testicles!

You look so shittasticular in that dress! The boys will be lining up to do you!

by Shittasticular August 27, 2010

Shagtastic

A word pertaining to how amazing shag carpets are, or how great anything relating to the seventies is

Man yo funky chest hair is shagtastic!

by Captain Cool. April 19, 2011

Shimptastic

Above and beyond fantastic.

I just had a shimptastic time!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

shitassidness

Sarcasm. Smartass. Pretensions to smartness or cleverness

"I detected the least little bit of shitassidness in that nurse's voice."-mom

by Eat pussy March 25, 2016

shitasstitts

When something is so bad that you can’t exclaim in word

I have lost my job. Shitasstitts

by Rick Tobias November 10, 2020