The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.
MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES
HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR
LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES
HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR
LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021
When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017
by ǝɹǝɥsıʇdnɐɥ January 13, 2009
WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.
A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!
Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022