shitwrecked

absolutely fucked up; out of your right mind.

Gahh damn, I don't remember anything, I was so shitwrecked last night.

by tweakdaddy January 29, 2017

ShipWrecked

Waking up in sea foam with both hands on the mast and seamen everywhere

"dude did you see James after the party?!"
"No what happened?"
"He was totally shipwrecked on the kitchen floor"

by Eishatheasian May 3, 2014

Chipwreck

1.(Noun)-A broken chip in a dip or salsa bowl, usually stuck out of comfortable reach of fingers.

2.(Verb)-To break one or another's chip whilst reaching simultaneously into a dip or salsa bowl, may also occur if one is fighting for the "scoop"

1. Aw look at that poor Chipwreck!

2. Ima Chipwreck your ass to oblivion!

by Its like Rik Hi May 12, 2014

ship wreck

All hands on deck, seamen running everywhere.

John was reading a porno mag, he turned to the Miss November centrefold and before he knew it there was a ship wreck. All hands on dick and seamen running everywhere

by Ken Bennedy August 9, 2006

Chipwreck

A hockey player with grayish hair and a belly full of beer, mostly seen in and around Chippenham and sometimes in the city of Leiden, the Netherlands.

The way he's playing, he might be a Chipwreck.

by Hans Peters May 30, 2009

Chipwreck

What happens when your chip breaks while trying dip a sauce.

My chip left half of itself in the salsa bowl when I tried to ease my hunger and voila: a chipwreck was born.

by lasinalia March 20, 2009

Ship Wreck

Full insertion of one man's penis into another man's urethra.

Man, I'm so worn out from getting ship wrecked last night, I can't get any work done.

by Danger328 March 29, 2008